You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement
Favourite movies - Coraline (2009)
"How can you walk away from something and still come back to it?"
"Walk around the world."
Bought my cat Leia this Princess Leia hat (duh) but she wouldn’t wear it so I put it on my kitten and omfg his face. I still cry every time I look at it.
youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
The sex would be
OUT OF THIS WORLD
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
The battle rages on